Random Acts of H*tred
M*rons in meetings
Nobody wants to be there. Everyone is battling valiantly to stay awake. Yet, there is always one with abso-f**king-lutely nothing to say, and ten thousand ways to say it. Any other business? H*ll yes. Bullied at school? You betcha.
The IT guy
"Outlook won’t work because you have so many huge files in your inbox – that one’s twenty mega smega gigs! We’ve only got 28 ram capacity! Well, my lovely, now I can lean right over you in far too intimate a fashion, smugly breathing my vile coffee breath right into your recoiling face, clicking through dull programmes at an amazing rate, talking utter geek sh*te about installing a link to the proxy server, and shutting down your MSN conversation without warning. God I am so lonely."
Nobody wants to be there. Everyone is battling valiantly to stay awake. Yet, there is always one with abso-f**king-lutely nothing to say, and ten thousand ways to say it. Any other business? H*ll yes. Bullied at school? You betcha.
The IT guy
"Outlook won’t work because you have so many huge files in your inbox – that one’s twenty mega smega gigs! We’ve only got 28 ram capacity! Well, my lovely, now I can lean right over you in far too intimate a fashion, smugly breathing my vile coffee breath right into your recoiling face, clicking through dull programmes at an amazing rate, talking utter geek sh*te about installing a link to the proxy server, and shutting down your MSN conversation without warning. God I am so lonely."
posted by workhate at 3/30/2004 05:09:00 pm
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